interlude: number
RTF: Number Theory
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What m i doin?
I m counting the no. of layer of callous that drop off from my left hand fingers.
I m counting the no. of ants found on my desk that I crushed and squeezed using my left hand fingers.
I have made an important discovery, more important and impotent than any of those made by my old friend EINSTEIN!
i.e. the thickness of skin on my finger seems to decrease in length,
but the no. of ants seem to be increasing!
Here is the famous Cao Taige Number Theory:
Given any no. of callous, there exists a finite no. of layers. As I start peeling, the no. of layers decrease and the thickness of skin decreases in an arithmatic progression with first term=n, where n is the finite no. of layers and common difference of -1.
On the other hand, given any no. of ants on my desk, there exists a finite no. of ants. As I start crushing, the no. of ants increases and the no. increase in a geometric progression with first term=n, where n is the finite no. of ants and common ratio of +1000 and the no. spotted around my desk follow the Poisson distribution. The no. tends to infinity and my keyboard now is fully infested with ants.
alsjfd;lkajawoighoifnval;ntpoiawgl;anmlk;bnl;asdnjllkmnlag
AHHH! I have just killed millions of ants. (base on my theory and prediction 1000 millions will appear)
QED.
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5...
What m i doin?
I m counting the no. of layer of callous that drop off from my left hand fingers.
I m counting the no. of ants found on my desk that I crushed and squeezed using my left hand fingers.
I have made an important discovery, more important and impotent than any of those made by my old friend EINSTEIN!
i.e. the thickness of skin on my finger seems to decrease in length,
but the no. of ants seem to be increasing!
Here is the famous Cao Taige Number Theory:
Given any no. of callous, there exists a finite no. of layers. As I start peeling, the no. of layers decrease and the thickness of skin decreases in an arithmatic progression with first term=n, where n is the finite no. of layers and common difference of -1.
On the other hand, given any no. of ants on my desk, there exists a finite no. of ants. As I start crushing, the no. of ants increases and the no. increase in a geometric progression with first term=n, where n is the finite no. of ants and common ratio of +1000 and the no. spotted around my desk follow the Poisson distribution. The no. tends to infinity and my keyboard now is fully infested with ants.
alsjfd;lkajawoighoifnval;ntpoiawgl;anmlk;bnl;asdnjllkmnlag
AHHH! I have just killed millions of ants. (base on my theory and prediction 1000 millions will appear)
QED.
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